Kendell is the only fuckable KarDashingHam

I think my soul left my body after reading this Dirt Bag. :(

yeah I think we all collectively just realized she hasn’t been around lately. miss her too

I don’t know who that is, but he bears a definite resemblance to at least three Law&Order perps (SVU inclusive).

hmmm i dont trust his face

I know Kim and Kris did.

Speaking of Ramona from RHONY, who’s this new man she’s been posting pics with on Instagram? Get it girl!

“....the woman’s entire jib was......”

It’s weird how much I subconsciously end up associating the Gawker icons with their image. Like every now and then I’m pretty sure I think that Yoga Nerd is actually Ariana Grande with a PhD commenting on Jezebel in her free time.

Why do you have a photo of Yoga Nerd at the top?

I find it hard to believe that Khloe has never seen Scott Disick’s penis.

RESPECT.

they are like spaceballs attention vampires, they will never go away.

Oh come on, Charlie Puth is gayer than a french horn. Between dating him and Zedd, Selena is gunning for Taylor’s now-abandoned Beard for Hire position.

Big sticks are not all they’re cracked up to be.

Why would the BBC care about who Selena Gomez is dating?

I may be the only person on the planet who watched the reboot of 90210 on the CW but I’m pretty sure that Jessica Lowndes was on it and her character would believably date a man 30 years her senior.

Puth isn’t a name; it’s a sound effect.

I speak bigly, but I have a soft —

Start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this - 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link, go to tech tab for work detail.