Cracking up at your boss! That’s such a weird situation, because it’s so invasive, yet at the same time, she’s done you a favor.

I have 1 on my neck towards the side that I don’t notice until it’s super visible. Ugh

I call my one weird chin hair my “stray eyebrow.” My BFF has one too and we have a deal that if one of us ever falls into a coma, the other one has to come by a couple times a month to discreetly pluck it. :p Sort of similar to the “if you die, I’ll get rid of your porn so your family doesn’t find it” deal that most…

I’ve got a beelzebub too! It's horrible and why does it happen? Seriously.

I GET NIPPLE ADJACENT BLACK HAIRS TOO AND SOMETIMES LOOKS AT MY BF AFTER TWEEZING THEM ALL AND ASK HIM HOW HE COULD EVER LEARN TO LOVE A BEAST THEY ARE THE WORRRRRSST

One time my boyfriend noticed that I had a hair stuck to my face. When he went to pull it off my entire cheek drew toward him like he had hooked a fish. When it finally released from its pore it had to have been four inches long. I look at myself every day, how did I not once see that growing!

No.

Maybe I should start naming the three or four chin hairs that go from “invisible” to “one centimeter long and spiky” overnight.

And that one bastard on my jawline that I SWEAR TO GOD becomes two inches long before I notice it.

As someone who also experienced significant depression-related weight gain, Wentworth’s post meant a lot. On top of having to deal with despair, sadness, etc., packing on the pounds via one of the only means of “happiness” available to me (at the time), sucked big time. And then, people (friends, family members) felt…

So Gwen missed the new law in regressive North Carolina then?

Just as a point of order, Charlize, you don’t actually HAVE to know what Ghosting is to have done it.

Not that anyone sane is going to blame you for breaking up with Sean Penn in the first place.

Also just the ridiculousness of her running into Aidan there. Isn't that a bit of a stretch?

I personally didn’t think the first movie was so bad (not GOOD, but also not awful), but the second one was seriously one of the worst pieces of crap I’ve ever seen. Racist, unfunny, cringe-worthy, classist, the list goes on... just bad on every possible level.

When I first read your comment, I thought you were referring to Samantha’s “He’s Lawrence of my labia!” line that AsEasyAsANuclearWar brought up and it just about killed me. I can still totally see Sophia saying this.

I miss Lindy every single time I come to Jez. Truly a golden era.

I can’t see a reference to that movie without thinking about Lindy West’s brilliant review of it which ended with “If this is what modern womanhood means, then just fucking veil me and sew up all my holes. Good night.”

It was like TRAGICALLY upsetting. Racist, sexist, homophobic, classist. They were no longer good friends with eachother. There wasn’t any fun sex, they spent little time in the city. WHYYYYYYY

I just heard about that podcast! Is it good? Should I check it out?

Picture it: Opening night. Georgetown, DC. Every 20something woman and her 1-6 best friends dressed up and pre-loaded on martinis or wine. A packed theater. We. Were. Ready!

Does anyone listen to the podcast, “the worst idea of all time”? They watch the same terrible movie every week for a year and it’s hilarious as they continually tear it apart. They’re doing Sex and the City 2 right now, and it reminds me that MAN that movie was a disappointment. I wish they’d do one more movie to fix…