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No. They didn’t just get ‘a PC version.’ They were quite literally promised Steam keys specifically. It’s right there in the pay stub. How much more clear can it get? People spent money on the basis of getting a Steam key. What are you even trying to argue at this point? Steam being the particular platform is right

Okay, you do you. But just because you’re willing to give anti-consumer crap from the developer a pass to play this game it doesn’t follow that everyone else does or should do that. What matters is that people invested money in this based on a promise. This isn’t just about wanting to play it on a certain platform,

Yes, but on a much shittier platform than what was initially promised. A promise that, probably, led some people to donate money to their Kickstarter. Because that’s the real shitty part of this deal; people crowdfunded this stuff on a promise, and that promise is now broken. Money is already in play. So yeah, that

Hold on, the art style is exactly what you remembered? I’m watching a streamer play through 2 now and that’s one helluva different artstyle. It boasts a for-the-time very realistic style. But this is extremely cartoony. Not that I dislike it, in fact I very much like this new art style, but I sure can’t say it’s like

Simple, that the people who crowdfunded it were going to buy it on a certain platform that, AFAIK, was advertised at the time. Now they made the switch to be exclusive to the Epic store. It’s not hard to see why some people are “Wait, that’s BS” about that.

I always kinda raise my eyebrows at the idea that the US won the space race, considering the Soviets did almost everything first except landing a man on the moon. Yeah okay the latter’s a big one but there’s still stuff like the first Venutian lander, the first space station, first satellite, first man in orbit and a

Nah fam, there’s water ice on the moon alright. But we’ve only known that 100% sure for about a year, I think. We’ve been pretty sure for longer though. Unsurprisingly it exists around the poles.

I left the cinema like 40 minutes ago ad honestly it doesn’t focus less on the human characters. It really really doesn’t. And the worst thing is that you can do a good Godzilla movie that focuses on people. Shin-Godzilla did it. But this mess? Nope, it keeps intercutting the kaiju rumble with human shit that’s as

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who’s excited about Baskets. But it still hasn’t been cancelled thanks to low viewership so I guess more of us are still out there?

I’ll give the Aladdin remake this; when I watched the trailer for the first time a couple days ago I got a huge Bollywood vibe. More so than from the original movie. And y’know what? I think that’s perfect. That’s absolutely perfect. It brings a tone of festivity, melodrama and colour that really fits that particular

Echidnas are.... special downstairs. Pronged. Yup. And then some.

I really don’t want to google whether hedgehogs have... pouches or not. The now common knowledge about Knuckles’ equipment downstairs scarred me enough as is, and current CG-Sonic is terrifying enough as is.

Women? I’m talking about kids. So agesplaining, if you wanna be that way. And yeah, I’m saying kids are easily manipulated. Because they’re kids! Of course they are!

If anything that makes me even more sad. But still this corporately engineered “buy this poster” shot that draws all the cheers. Goddamn you, Disney. Goddamn you.

I was sitting next to 3 teenage girls who had similar reactions. Honestly though? It mostly made me sad, because it felt to me like such a corporate bandaid to cover up the fact that most of the major female heroes in the franchise were basically barely there for most of the important bits of the movie. But one

“I also tend to get bored quickly”

Bruh, fat or not he still had dem guns fo’ days. 

And he yeeted a bench. Can’t forget that.

Except that people aren’t nitpicking minor plot contrivances. People are pointing out glaring narrative errors. And this movie has them in spades, both in the plot hole department as just plain sloppy writing. But at least they hit most of the correct emotional notes.