Yeah, I was like “fucking hell, don’t you guys ever fucking learn?” but my outrage was uncalled for. Phew.

Not mad, dying laughing here. I was so going to write DUDE, NO after the Hulk Hogan trial but was pleasantly surprised.

If it weren’t for all the pentagrams, “spooky” theatrics, and crap like that, I would have by now. I already have to fight for any chance of being taken seriously.

Genuinely. Damn. I am considering joining up.

More like Slaytanists!!!!

That feeling when a ressurected Jesus Christ would get along better with Satanists than a good 95 percent of his own flock.

Hello Kinja this is a formal request to change the stars to pentagrams on this site. Thank you for your consideration.

The Satanic Temple has a large number of atheists who use their “church” as a very effective means to challenge religious encroachment. Atheists have no legally defensible rights (believing in God is protected, not believing is not protected) so they organize under a faith and can fight this crap.

#IMWITHluciFER

God bless the Satanists.

This is from the “Jill Stein challenges an election even though nothing will change for her but it might actually benefit others” playbook, and I am HERE FOR IT. Hope there’s more like this.

Wow, I had no idea about the sexual harassment stuff. He absolutely should be asked about it in interviews, and more thinkpieces should be written about it. He should get the full Nate Parker treatment. Parker deserved it, and so does Affleck.

Being colored in bullshit ass white America sucks in those ways too. A lot of them run into war because that’s the only way they can go to college.

I have to add: against drafting anyone at all.

What wonderful irony. While our prospects for equality decrease, our likelihood of fatality in combat increases.

Would they get a draft waiver if they’re pregnant?

Yeah, sexist dudes always think this is the thing that’ll get us to be all, “you’re right, I should never have complained about all that other unequal stuff! I’ll get back in your kitchen.”

Trumpers have tried to use this to get me to see the error of my (liberal) ways

I mean if you’re gonna conscript people you might as well conscript as many as possible.