I always bring up EMAILS when some new fuckery comes along.

And who helps little kids who are living in poverty and have AIDS. Thank goodness we avoided that!

NEVER STOP SAYING IT

Charles Gaba had a great tweet today: Charles Gaba (@charles_gaba) | Not all Trump supporters are racist, but all of them decided that racism isn’t a deal-breaker. End of story.

Just wow, the US can never call itself the leader of free world . I am getting mad at a lot of politicians who are downplaying how fucked up this is, you guys have elected a fascist.

But that is when they thought America was great.

In addition to everything else, we have to be on Megyn Kelley’s side.

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.

Don’t do that! If he finds out what internment camps are he’ll definitely try to reinstate them.

WHEN SOME SHOWS YOU WHO THEY ARE, BELIEVE THEM THE FIRST TIME - Maya Angelou (SHOUTING BY ME)

I’ve always thought asexual or a highly functioning sociopath. Not like the murdering or running for President without any qualifications kind, but more the “Okay a regular person would laugh here - HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!” His actions/reactions when not on the screen have always seemed a bit off.

Poor Tom Cruise. I wonder what his problem is. I know everyone thinks he’s gay but I just don’t see it, and I’m one of those gay guys who thinks everyone is gay. But something is going on with him. Perhaps he’s asexual or has a Troy McClure-level unspeakable fetish? I just can’t imagine him having sex and I’ve never…

Kris Jenner was in the delivery room when Chyna gave birth, but Chyna “ignored” her.

Quality Italian

Three months from divorce to all-caps Facebook yelling?

Don’t think this woman’s ever really been a fundamentalist.

Does anyone know how they met? You wouldn’t really expect them to run in the same circles. Anyway, I’m happy for them.

This is very sweet and I’m happy for them, but the M&M analogy is bugging me a little. M&Ms are not mushy inside! How does that make sense?

Some other things Trump didn’t know he had to do as president: