What are you talking about?

This honestly makes me feel so much better for some reason. I assumed that he didn’t actually want the job, but this is as good as proof. Knowing he’ll be as miserable as we all will is some kind of vindication. Also, if he decided to just leave and disappear forever that would be great.

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.

I don’t know guys, the thought of someone with these kinds of vindictive tendencies having more power than anyone else in the world does not exactly give me a warm fuzzy feeling.

No puppet.

It’s reassuring to see that we’ve voted in another man of color as president.

That is the face of a man who did not see this coming.

Fuck this country for making Obama sit next to that orange piece of shit.

I am not bleeding from my eyes, I’m bleeding from my wherever.

i want to die

Umm... Trump looks petrified... he HAS NO IDEA what he is in for.

He does not look comfortable or happy.

Yes your benefits and food stamps will get cut some more like what Scott Fucking Walker did. 

Seriously I want to slap those rural white voters and yell at them that no, just because Trump is president doesn’t mean an unskilled high school dropout will magically get a $25 per hour factory job in the middle of cow pastures and soybean fields. Yes your benefits and food stamps will get cut some more like what…

great start! if i could just have you recite the lord’s prayer from memory real quick, we can get you processed.

I stopped being biracial as soon as Trump won. Whew!

also, if you have time, don’t be a woman or gay or, god forbid, both.

My dumbass cousin voted for Gary Johnson in OHIO and then posted on Instagram this morning hysterical about how the country could elect Trump.