What kind of snake it is? The TERRIFYING kind, duh. The kind that slithers out of a damn luggage compartment mid flight, thereby ensuring you are scarred for life and have a winning story to tell at next year’s spooky story contest.
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I’m a bitter, bitter Canadian right now, because this U.S. Election bullshit is keeping me up at night with anxiety. I wonder how many Americans even gave a shit when we had our last election, beyond fawning over pictures of Justin Trudeau, let alone had actual, stomach-churning, nightmare-inducing anxiety over the…
I know I’m not the only one, outside the USA, who’s been feeling really powerless lately, not having any say in whether or not a megalomaniac is given the ability to nuke fucking everything.
The Trump brand is shit, Ivanka’s reputation is shit.
I’m lucky: My IT guy walks around with a Hillary baseball cap and says that if she doesn’t win, he’s going to become a radical. Anti-Trump rants? He’s got you covered. He’s in his sixties, and we work for a bank, so he’s not some impetuous idealistic twenty-year-old who hasn’t been burned out by the way the world…
ugh our IT guy keeps walking around with a trump button and it’s so upsetting, i used to really like him.
Oh my lard I worked with the nicest grandma lady one time and she had a grandson in the military and she showed up at work in a red white & blue flag t-shirt that said “These colors don’t run!” and my snarky co-worker murmured, “But I bet they BURN!” and then we nastily laughed together .
Burn the place down?
I’m drinking water and peeing every half an hour. HOWEVER, my stress-eating has kicked in like crazy. Last night I ordered two entrees of vodka rigatoni and ate them both. I also ate a slice of chocolate cake, a Twix bar, and three Halloween size M&M bags. This morning I ate 3 eggs and 4 slices of bacon, a protein…
I’ve read that your “vice index” (i.e., the amount of vices such as drugs and alcohol that you intake) being aligned to your partner’s is a leading indicator of relationship stability or instability. So basically, if you start a relationship where you both love binge drinking, all is good. But if one of you stops and…
I think we need to thoroughly reconsider who gets put on sex offender lists in the first place. Rapists, yes. People who mooned a passing car once when they were young, no. However, I think police departments also need to do a better job coordinating with each other, making sure rape kits get done when a rape is…
“30-year-old”
I really think that sex offender lists should include a description of what they did. That way we can distinguish the “public urination” folks from guys like this.
I pray for Trump to step on a single Lego every Friday night.
When I was in 6th grade, our school banned shorts for some reason. I got so mad I started to campaign to bring them back.
I mean, he was created via sex...
You can trick your Trump supporting friends and family into watching it by telling them they’ll see Amy Farrah Fowler and Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wallowitz without their glasses*.