I think it would actually be a really interesting experience for like a year.

Perhaps you can answer my question about this - what’s the point in making the housekeepers live in-house? So they can work them around the clock? So they can pay them less?

I have always wanted to play hide and seek in an ikea!

What was cupcakegate?!

Like the chapters where there are over a hundred women, and they need all the chairs just to keep things organized. Those get creepy. Those girls get like TSA agents, drunk on a small modicum of power they wield over a captive audience.

I have so many questions, I want to do a Q&A with your husband about this.

Fuck, I hate people who this! It honestly puts a huge damper on the whole night.

Thanks for saying this. There should be no shame in employment. A job is a job.

I love to shit all over him as much as the next person, but she was/is also *terrible*. Those poor kids.

Is this your husband?

This book looks awesome! Thanks for the rec.

I really don’t understand why they didn’t give it to her. She totally could’ve carried the show.

She honestly seems like the worst. She’s the girl in high school who’s always saying she hates drama, but is actually the cause of all drama.

Yes!! Exactly! This is exactly what I think happened with Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco. It seems like they were set up by their publicist, seeing as they have the same one, but unless someone is secretly gay, there is NO WAY they weren’t also hooking up.

This is how I feel about most “publicity” relationships.

Yes! Could not agree more on this.

Holy hell Simon Cowell looks different! Yikes at that plastic surgery.

It’s an international pastime to freak out about whether a country is ready or not. This general anxiety has happened every single year in my memory since Athens in 2004. The countries have always managed to pull it together, so I have faith that Rio/Brazil can do it.

xoJane is completely bonkers now. Every other article is bizarre clickbait-y weirdness. And people think Jezebel has drama, but xoJane’s comments sections takes it to the next level.

I will be in the theatre opening weekend come hell or high water. And even if I hate it, I will buy another ticket for sometime later that week just as a fuck you to all the misogynists who are up in arms about this.