Do these people not know we literally had a whole war over Nazis that wiped out 5% of the world’s population? Do they not have grandparents and great grandparents who served? Do they know why all those Allied Forces at Normandy are buried there?

One can hope

This is going to end with one of them shooting the other, isn’t it?

I don’t want to ruin Titanic for you, but it ends with some billionaires dying while trying to go to the bottom of the ocean in a shoddily built submarine. 

This reminds me of that scene in the first Jurassic Park (SPOILER ALERT) at the end, when the two velociraptors corner the people, and just as they’re about to eat the people, the T. rex comes out of nowhere and eats the velociraptors. 

They might have been able to if not for Andrew Tate telling anyone and everyone who would listen that he moved to Romania because the authorities there are corruptible on his budget. 

Well when you consider crypto was started as a way to pay for drugs/human trafficking victims without being traced, it adds up quick.

I think we all need to admit that Harry and Meghan are just boring. They seem nice enough, but at no point do they seem at all compelling enough to be stars. And I like them. I love their story. We just need to stop expecting more. They’re pretty and bland. And rich. Let’s just check in with them every 3 or 4 years…

This is all so sad and pitiful and undignified, and yet I am certain that the “Tiny D” shit is absolutely driving DeSantis crazy inside. I bet he’s begged his handlers to let him respond publicly about how well-endowed he is, and they say no, and every day DeSantis just slow burns a little more. With any luck, about…

GOP and weird little brand bans go hand in hand. Remember shit like ‘Freedom Fries’, Dixie Chicks, Starbucks and Merry Christmas?

Love you Susan. I admire your eloquence in verbally fucking the various assholes every week. Please, never stop, never change.

Boebert is *exactly* the type of person you sort of knew in high school who you *have* to stay Facebook friends with because she’s nonstop drama, fights, 911 calls, text screenshots, etc.

I’m not usually this guy, but...

They’re both currently on tour - Taylor until at least November - so it’s not like they’re going to have many chances to be together for the next several months. 

I don’t know, I’ve been wondering when they actually had time to be in a room together, nevermind “date.” She’s been on tour the entire time, and with summer here I’m sure 1975 is as well. Hook up? Sure. Relationship? Doubtful.

“It’s all stupid,” a source told Page Six of the breakup. “She will not be writing albums about this one. It was a summertime thing. Does everyone have amnesia about Tom Hiddleston? Jesus Christ.”

Calling anything made with Delta 9 ‘dispensary grade’ is misleading at best.

Calling anything made with Delta 9 ‘dispensary grade’ is misleading at best.

WHY DO THE HUMANS SPEND SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER WALKING OUT-OF-DOORS WHEN AN AUTOMOBILE IS A FAR MORE EFFICIENT FORM OF CONVEYANCE? AND WHY HAS THE WORK ASSOCIATE OF THE ONE HUMAN BECOME THE FRIENDLY COMPANION OF THE OTHER HUMAN? AND WHY HAVE A GROUP OF HUMANS GATEHRED TOGETHER AT THE HOME PLACE OF ONE OF THE HUMANS FOR…

The thing is, this show made me laugh more than I’ve laughed in a long time. For that alone, its first season gets an A.

I love the contrasting line reading of “You look so much like your mother” from the first episode to this one.