I have celiac disease and while most of the peanut butter cup varieties are gluten free* and safe, none of the seasonal varieties are. It’s the same deal with Snickers too.

That sweet onion teriyaki is actually pretty good. I might pick up a bottle for my nugget plate o dipping sauces I create for my air fried nuggs..

Which isn’t even getting to the biggest part yet: the actual star of the show she appeared in has become a superstar over the course of it, famously has a trans sister whom he truly loves and supports in every way, and presumably told their bosses: “shut her up or get her the fuck off my show.”  And, not being idiots,…

Never eaten fondue. I only think of this when I drive by the MP here

Technically, it’s more complicated because while it is those ingredients, things like the garlic are pickled so it’s not just “Throw it all in the jug and wait”. 

That’s why you leave your address when you order.

2007 Buzzfeed called and wants their lowest-possible effort listicle of shit everyone already knows back

How many cocktails can you get with that Applebees ‘lots of sadness’ card, if you managed to buy one?

I’ve been buying Yellow Bird because I like pretty much all their sauces. Especially the Serrano Condiment.

Asking someone to fill your prepared tupperware canister with their cum-laced bathwater – while you film their embarrassment – is, without a doubt, sexual harassment.

So you use it the same way I use stainless steel mixing bowls and you can get a set of various sizes for the same price as a hotel pan and it'll last just as long. 

“Is it that difficult to get water to the various temperatures you need through the fridge or the stovetop or kettle?”

Well when your second garage is full of cases of sparkling water and you don’t have room for the third Bentley what would you do, smart guy?

Rich people are wild.

I work at shoprite, don’t make much more than minimum wage - and I can tell you at least in my store, on my shift those slicers are cleaned so well I’d happily serve my own grandmother anything off them. Not all of us are lazy and incompetent - in fact most of the people I work with bust their rears every shift.

I feel great is a stretch, but Saltburn wasn’t bad. I just think the Talented Mr. Ripley was far superior, especially performance wise, for this genre of film.

Just wait until you guys hear about a film called Kids...

Sofia has a child in his twenties. Joe is younger than her so it’s likely that as he got older, his clock started ticking. Maybe when they went into it, they did agree. People change.

Best thing on any Fast Food menu, bronco berry sauce and Jalapeño Poppers on the Arby’s menu. Not joking... when done right, there is no compare.