Ok, but there’s no way these are as good as oreo truffles, which also only require 2 ingredients (oreos and cream cheese, arguably chocolate to coat) and are amaze-balls.

And I hope that none of the female contestants were expecting to show any ankle or wrist, because I’m sure she’d have a lot to say about it.

That would be an absolutely delightful explanation

Do *not* buy a sofa from Crate & Barrel. They are hot ass garbage. The insides are so shittily put together and they are SO EXPENSIVE. If you have that kind of money to drop, go to a real furniture store and pick yourself up one of these babies. The only problem is picking a fabric that you won’t hate in 25 years,…

Puttin’ the gains in Gaines

I feel like we would be friends

I assume it’s specifically so people don’t think it’s beefy chili + mango

Bee Bella in Lavender Vanilla. SO amazing. Aesthetically pleasing, too!

We snagged a giant package of Farm Rich fried cheese curds from Costco at the start of the lockdown, and they were super delicious.

I got skinny just in the nick of time and had this in a royal blue satin. It was gorgeous!  Note: it didn’t last.

There is literally no reason why she was advanced on this show beyond her family’s notoriety.  She is AWFUL.  And in the worse, out of tune, mediocre white girl way.

This is neither here nor there, but what a pretty bra!

I feel like this article skipped over the part where she had a gun to her head and had to post about this on the internet, right?  I mean, that’s the only reason why someone would behave as though they were completely unable to avoid posting a video showcasing how stupid they were.

They’re always so dang FRIENDLY, too!  And you have to love a gas station that has a gourmet meat and cheese fridge.

Our local bakery, Bennison’s, makes fantastic pączki with fancy flavors like German Chocolate, Praline Chocolate Mousse, and Banana Cream.  They are very tasty, and VERY fresh.  I don’t know if I think they’re that much different than your usual jelly donut or custard Bavarian, if those are well made.

Dude’s got a type, huh?

My family’s go-to dressing is very similar; in a fun vintage twist, it’s measured with a Good Seasons cruet.  Using the marks on the side, fill with red wine vinegar, neutral oil of your choice, and water.  Add 1 T finely diced onion (shallot, red, yellow, whatever), 1 tsp kosher salt, and 1/2 - 1 tsp fresh ground…

Of course it’s Chestnut Hill.

Oh god, I think I might have bought that, and wore it, for the same reason.  I can picture it.

I love grits, just not grit