Ooh, this sounds like a Mazarin - we discovered these delicious little tarts at our local bakery this spring and just went nuts for them! The combination of shortbread plus almond paste plus frosting plus jam is just perfect.

I know that this seems like a real first world problem right now, but it’s AWFUL.  And it gets worse on pleasant days, so instead of being able to open your window for a change, you get the sound of 4+ gasoline powered blowers surrounding your house from all sides, all damn day, because they hit all of the houses on…

I know she can do a lot of good work in the senate; I just think she would have been an outstanding president.  And maybe she still will be!  It’s very early days.

Fully agreed - I would love to have her as a new “Lion of the Senate.”

I’m so sad about Warren’s rapid decline.  I really love her message, her passion, and her policy wonkiness.  I’m also more irritated than usual about the media frenzy feeding into this idea that somehow Iowa and New Hampshire, two very small, fairly conservative, and white states get to set the entire narrative for…

Big Dairy Energy

Holy shit, I was today years old when I realized that was Jim Gaffigan!

Ah, except there are those of us who shouldn’t have dairy but still want to eat like a fat kid. These nondairy flavors actually taste delicious, and not the least bit healthy!

This story is McDonalds!

I dunno...pricewise, that’s right in line with JoAnn Fabrics, and no one is lining up to picket them.

Yeah, I’m a little confused by where this whole bulgy veins = super sexy thing came from.  It looks weird and kinda like varicose veins to me.  

No butter in either recipe? That’s super weird. This recipe is one I’ve used many times, and it is delicious: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/78751/tom-and-jerry-mix/

I’ll take “brand new sentences” for $500, please

Yeah, this is a Very Good List.

Oh no, that’s my very favorite!  I don’t like full on lattes, but two or three pumps of Gingerbread in my black coffee is my holiday jam!  I WILL RIOT.

OOF. That is brutal, and spot-on.

One of the things I absolutely love about Elizabeth Warren’s phone call videos is the way she films from her ugly old kitchen.  She definitely has the money to build a fancy new kitchen, but nope - she has an old house kitchen with unfashionable wood cabinets and (gasp!) tile counters.  I find it refreshing.

And oh my god, somehow the soft caramel filled eyes are just the most delicious

Forager Cashew Milk is my go-to for anything like this!

Um, excuse me, our Lord and Savior rescued her from a demonic ouija cult.  Show some respect!