An extra pair of shorts and a t-shirt just in case I accidentally spill salsa in them. You can never be too sure when grilling fajitas outside on a 75°F Texas December afternoon

The one thing everyone needs (unless they live in Florida or SoCal), yet nobody seems to actually own.

What do I like? Not getting leered at/hit on/chatted up by men who think that they’re automatically entitled to my time and attention. Also like the fact that no one mansplains how I’m “doing it wrong” (note: I’m not doing it wrong) now that I’m working out alone in my own basement.

Dislike: In February/March I decided it was time to get back into barbell training if I wanted to further my strength. Bought a couple of 5/3/1 books, picked out templates, etc. Then [gestures broadly] all of this. There’s no room for a barbell and squat cage in an 855 sq ft apartment. And I’m finding that there’s not…

i like doing bicep curls shirtless in front of my wife. i’m not buff or anything like that and i hate using my resistance bands, but i’ve lose 26 lbs since may and i like the way she looks at me.

It is the world’s coolest car as drawn by middle school me.

Sure a phone is good for quick stuff, but when my hands get disgusting and I spend all day on the car I would 100% rather have a paper book to turn through. My phone’s battery is shit and pulling it out when working on a car over a long period of time is a recipe for the phone to get nasty and probably dropped. I…

• Snow tires are a scam. If your tires have tread, you’ll be fine. What you need is an AWD crossover. Not many people realize that AWD cars also have all wheel steering and all wheel braking, providing an advantage over regular cars which can only use two wheels to stop or turn.

I'm a retired medical oncologist. Only made 2 housecalls in my life.

The first rule of dermatology: If you know what it is, you don’t need to touch it.  If you don’t know what it is, why would you want to touch it.

Wyoming cuts their license plates to the shape of the state as well.

I’ve always liked Washington DC plates. Nice little F-U right on the plate,

every gun is loaded. i don’t care that you just checked.

They obviously forgot to install the Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator 

My guess is to avoid tax payers getting upset about buying foreign vehicles.

I thought stuff like this was common knowledge. They often shellac the food or use latex paint on it. They get grill marks with a bare electric heating element. The greens and herbs might be dipped in paraffin wax.

So I wrote a rage post over at Oppo.

Clara’s TARDIS is a diner. they have fries.

The leading cause of death is being born.