Whereas I’ve taken advantage of this to wake up before my boyfriend, go to Starbucks, drink my drink, then get a refill coffee to bring to him. He was so appreciative that I “bought” him coffee and I was like... yeah... sure I did. lol

I always give myself a buffer zone of time because I’d far rather sit and read at the gate than run and stress about whether I’m going to make the flight.

Everyone can stop cosplaying now. Gollum and Smaug in the mo cap suits wins cosplaying forever

You couldn’t be more... wrong.

Because the last thing you need when flying is some “forbidden” item in one of 17 pockets. That’s how you get the wrong kind of “extra attention”.  

More likely there were a bunch of skeptics who ordered it and while eating the real meat burgers, thinking they were the Impossible burger, they were saying, “Yuk! This is terrible! It tastes nothing like the real thing!”

I think this would be more fun.

Dion’s had some of the best ballads of all time under her belt —”My Heart Will Go On,” “Because You Loved Me,” and the lesser known (but vital) “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now”

The LW is interning at a marketing firm. If they wanted to avoid assholes, they’d find a different field. Their question is how to blend in with the assholes. 

If anyone gives anyone a hard time about not drinking they’re assholes. I don’t typically drink because I just don’t really enjoy it but I know other people who don’t drink because they have an allergy to alcohol that makes them feel like shit after one or two drinks, they are alcoholics on the wagon, their parents…

Good call on the tonic & bitters! Where were you when I was young and poor, but very interested in keeping up appearances? I think the only danger would be someone might try to ask if they can try you’re very interesting and different looking cocktail, but I guess you can always get by with a “*cough**cough* I don’t…

CHP: We are closing the highway to the danger zone.

Agreed. Also, damn that’s a nice ride.

You would think so, but nope. I’m fairly intelligent, and can easily recall many things, but my brain just won’t hold on to numbers and random letters no matter what I try. I’ve had more than 10 concussions in my life and this may be why— perhaps my internal filing system is broken. 

I’m on the road about 20 weeks out of the year so I know at least somewhat about that life haha, and I also can’t remember the full list of rentals I’ve had other than the highlights... though typically I still can remember what they are during the week I have it haha. 

Touche’ on the WRX though, foot in mouth over my…

Sure, it costs me $100 a year, but that’s why I got the personalized license plate IEATASS.  Never forgetting that one.

I do that with my *own* car. I need it just often enough that it’s an issue, but nowhere near often enough to devote brain space to remembering it.

I take a picture of the license plate of my rental car. Hotels often want that information at check-in and this saves me from having to run back out to the car or hope that it’s on the rental car key tag.

I’m actually o.k. with the second half of that. If more people actually interacted with people who were different from them, it would solve a lot of problems caused by those differences.

This reminds me of something I forgot to say in another post—jeans and yoga pants actually feel less comfortable to me than the nice dresses or dress jumpers I wear. Having a cardigan or suit jacket also helps with layering.