So, what was changed? I don't get it.

One dude on Facebook was losing his tits because this movie is “social engineering” and it lured him in with DUDE STUFF like cars and explosions and if it does really well at the box office, it will mean more movies about strong women.

SOCIAL ENGINEERING.

CHARLIZE THERON HAS MENSTRUATED ALL OVER MY MASCULINITY.

Good parenting right here. Well done Torch. Star Wars needs to be passed on to future generations.

This is the type of hard-hitting journalism we, as everyday consumers, are incessantly pining for yet aren’t given. This is 17.43 times better than hearing every news outlet talk about some deflated balls which could have been solved by using an analog pressure gauge. Thank you Jalopnik for going where no journalist…

Why is Left Shark’s rectum bleeding?

Man, screw the Star Destroyer; what I want is that classic T-65 he’s left rotting right in front of it! Do you know how rare they’re getting now that the T-70’s been out for a while? It’s gonna need some work, certainly, but the value of classic Galactic Civil War-era hardware is only going up, and I reckon actual,…

Well, I see why they had to cross over with Kirk. Give Capt. Ben Sisko access to a Green Lantern ring, and shit gets solved in five pages.

growing up my cat's favourite toy was those little circles of plastic you have to take off of new bottles of milk. he could swat those things around for hours.

Project Orion

The Gimp's sleeping? Well I guess you're gonna have to wake him up.

I recently had a year like that - mom died, guy I'd dated years ago died, dad died, brother-in-law died - it felt that I couldn't catch my breath, waiting for death to catch up with me. And it does, eventually. You have to remember that, without obsessing over it. Friends and family - love them while you're still here…

Thank you so much for sharing that with me. Really, I can't tell you how much I appreciate it.

I'm 34 and my mom is in that stage now, only she's just in her 60s. I think about getting old a lot and desperately want to think about it a bit less. I know it's good to be aware but I'm TOO aware. May I ask how you put it aside eventually?

I'm 52. I think about getting really old every time I get out of a chair.

The only things I ever did on Spring Break was work and school projects. How do kids pay for this shit, besides Bank of Mom and Dad?

It's a well-written book that got a small marketing push from Disney. Basically aside from some whining on comics message boards, though, nobody cared about a new Thor as long as the book was good. And the book was good! So it worked out.