THIS would solve the mystery.

The only things I ever did on Spring Break was work and school projects. How do kids pay for this shit, besides Bank of Mom and Dad?

Unless they have one of these bad boys, of course. Which they probably would (or the equivalent, anyway).

Oh, man, I'm going to draw dicks EVERYWHERE.

the hopscotch piece is obviously a commentary on the futility of man's efforts to define God.

I missed that it was half glue guns.

Season 1, episode 3

They had to hire four different woman to recreate a little more than half of Tatiana Maslany. And none of them even had to open their mouths.

You have obviously put a lot of thought into this.

"Your cousin is adorable. I'd trade both of you for my brother's kids. Don't worry, we'd get along better if we didn't have to see each other every day."

I praise you for this idea.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

You're a monster. And I mean that in a very caring way.

And I am sure you can confirm to me that kids are very receptive to that sort of discussion.

It's the citing of data in that situation that is the true hallmark of good parenting. One doesn't want to be seen as unjustly baseless.

Every time you'd say that, you would have to put a dollar in the kid's 'future therapy' jar.

The correct answer is to maintain your facial expression and say "Which do YOU think I love most?"