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Chimera kitties are super awesome:

Jokes on you this is actually what The Simpsons will be like in another 20 years.

I know he was 83 and that is considered a good, long life by just about any measure, but I was still not prepared for a world without Leonard Nimoy in it. Such a lovely man who brought to life one of the most iconic scifi characters of all time. He made so many nerdy kids (and adults) feel like it was okay to be a…

They don't let you touch stuff, do they? Because I really want to roll around on Marie Antoinette's bed.

You fool! D:

Man those books had such a sick premise and the beginning of A Fire Upon the Deep was awesome, and then... we spent all of the 2nd? or 3rd? book stuck on a dinky middle aged planet with some wolf people. Disappointing. Although I liked the cuttlefish.

Pizza. Who doesn't love it? Why wouldn't you? Oh, I don't know, maybe because IT IS KILLING CHILDREN, YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER.

I know ediorial staff has nothing to do with ad placement/products but I find this hilarious

And what I just wrote, the system file delete, it was on Windows,

I think I remember a day when I was in the computer lab at my school for resource. I can't remember its exact details, but I do remember something. I accidentally del'd a system file.

If you are not wearing the required makeup, I will stop you and apply it myself. I don't care if you're late for class. I don't care if you're a sophomore or a super senior. I will stop you.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

That's the way it was when the law was passed. That's why nobody worried about long term funding. If people like your wife wouldn't keep people alive so long it would be less of a problem.