Dude I literally park my S-Class in the middle of an empty parking lot far from any trees, and yet birds always manage to shit on it somehow. I think my car gets crapped on at least two to three times every week, without fail.

Fixed [for] now.

I’ve named him Eldridge. I name them all. For instance I would name you Herbert.

“If WRX not required for transaction of new car then keep. See if feelings remains after having newer daily driver. Then decide.”

This is probably the right answer.

1) His name is Eldridge. He doesn’t need the money.

As somebody that lives in Arizona, having a glass roof sounds awful. Even with limo tint it’ll get crazy hot.

This just hit me...with the entire roof being a piece of glass is the inside of this going to roast?

Goddammit THERE’S SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING APOSTROPHE IN THE TITLE

They didn’t want a typical Buick buyer. They wanted to attract new buyers.

You lost me at “setting you back just $105,895"

I’m not a car expert, and just reading this because I’m local, but there are a LOT of BMW’s in Bellevue.

I was thinking BMW myself as well. Maybe Mazda 6 headlight. Was the suspect sure it was a car so we can eliminate SUV’s from the hunt?

Pretty sure that’s a lambo dude.

It really should have been called Bangdango.

Can this count as #COTD?

+1, COTD

We’ve emailed Volkswagen for additional comment, and will update if we hear back.

Yeah, that Fiat comback is just going gangbusters! (Sarcasm)

He didn’t choose the donut life, the donut life chose him.

You do realize that you’re telling a Gawker writer to get lessons in writing, correct? Further, you are expecting that a Gawker writer even has a 10th of the knowledge and experience necessary to be: 1.) writing about the subject at hand, 2.) published on a daily basis, and 3.) actually cares enough to WANT to learn…