This is something I just never understood. I was 12 when Phantom Menace came out, fairly young and impressionable. I still understood those movies were very bad; most people I know felt and feel that way. I can maybe see the idea of a kid born in this millenium who grew up watching all the movies and probably enjoying…

Also, it’s not even edgy or provocative. Imagine being the dude who made ‘the Hangover’ and ‘Old School’ and thinking that your comedies were just, like, too edgy and in-your-face for modern society, maaaaaan.

Ggeeze this pisses me off. Michael can’t be a Mary sue if she is the star of the show. Is dorothy the Mary sue of the wizard of oz?

Eh. As long as he’s not holding Rick and Morty up as a genius paean to the misunderstood value of nihilism that only true intellectuals can fully appreciate, I’m down. I kinda dig the show myself, but I’ve never felt the need to storm a McDonald’s for Szechuan sauce, nor do I think I’m particularly erudite for…

My fucking head just exploded.  Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are now involved?  I’m without words (mostly because, like I said, my head is now in skull pieces all over my desk). 

The Jon Hamm episode, just for the exchange:

“I understand that you won a Golden Globe award.”
“I did.”
“...Mark that under ‘Who Gives a Shit.’”

A wiser man than I summed him up best- Gladwell writes books for people who don’t read books.

...but an improvement over her previous boyfriend, am I right?

I love when people love to trot out how fucked up Venezuela is because of socialism. Venezuela is gon’ be fucked no matter what government type they facetiously claim to be running.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Tom Clancy stories are the equivalent of the 50 Shades books for guys with wraparound sunglasses and “thin blue line” flag bumper stickers.

i dug up a laptop, found my info, logged into kinja (which refuses to work on my phone) and came back to this article i read yesterday just to give you a +1

Didn’t Chappelle originally leave his show and run off to Africa because he was afraid that racists liked his stuff too much?

Having the wrong people laugh at his comedy for the wrong reasons is a perpetual problem for Chappelle, but this time the blame is on him.

“I don’t think he did anything wrong, in fact it sounds like this is all her fault”  Dave Chappelle

I’ll always remember Eugene Robinson (a good Christian family man) getting popped for prostitution the night before he was supposed to play in Super Bowl 33.

Once Upon a Time and Inglourious Basterds both remind me of that Simpsons episode where Mel Gibson remakes Mr Smith Goes to Washington and adds a big bloody shootout at the end. Though QT and his fans seem to be taking it seriously, not as a parody of the utter stupidity of Hollywood movies...

I’m gonna make a case for Captain Marvel.

Kinda surprised The Dark Night Rises hasn’t showed up here yet. Between the “grow a beard then shave it off and realize I’m Batman” happening TWICE in one movie, the nonsensical twist of having the love interest having the bomb the whole time and doing nothing about it, and every citizen vanishing between the football…

No one would ever mistake me for a smart person