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Search order is important. "enough black" is different than "black enough"

In Washington DC, Actuary tables and Dan Snyder's Wiki page are going to be the top hits on Google this week...

One of these days RG3 is going to come out like Wayne Brady on Chapelle show and change his personal logo to a middle finger.

Most of their fans just came off of watered down apple juice so it works.

No Toblerone?

Odds are Jerry only made his way to Romo after the Cleveland Browns did not pick up his call inquiring about Johnny Manziel and how many 1st round picks it would take.

If all these modern day 'dietitians' were around when we were evolving, we would have turned into a pink mossy grass variety with the ability for consistent bowel movements.

The Jay-Z of the NFL...

Does your boyfriend randomly put on Mozart when you are home now?

How quickly he went from the first openly gay NFL player to the first openly gay player to be drafted to gay and irrelevant. The common denominator being completely irrelevant to playing football.

I know it sounds like an easy out but....don't get yourself into a situation where you are 3rd and 27! I would rather have it ten yards and no 1st. Or only an automatic if it is holding two plays in a row. You should not reward a team a first if they have played badly enough to get to 3rd and 27.

Make the calls....fine. But remove the automatic first downs with these 5 yard penalties. Refs are controlling the game too much. 3rd and 27? Throw long and hope for a holding call to extend the drive.

Nearly painted every room in my house (sometimes twice) and I always share the following lessons learned:

Queue Benny Hill theme song....

"We deeply regret that this incident was ever released on videotape" -Baltimore Twitter

Well as long as they took to decide on Aldon Smith and Josh Gordon, you figured they would take a minute to look into this one....unless of course they saw the video and were hoping a planned 2-game suspension, a preplanned apology, and releasing the video opening Sunday would work.

virginia has a dead man on their flag...I see it as a fit

And still people are more apt to say Kobe could not win it all without help yet LeBron's teams are filled with ringers.