So we’re supposed to read the whole “Karl Anthony-Towns is a Donkey” part of the headline sarcastically, I’m guessing.

Jimmy Buckets saw Loul Deng practicing and was like “naw man”.

The Braves desperately need new talent in their booth. Actually, any talent.

The fuck spaceship did you just fall out of?

I agree with that, the “bad luck” comment was meant to reference the general culture around college football and that some similar nutjobs probably dodged a bullet a few times. I think that culture needs to change, but I also readily concede that a broken culture in the sport isn’t an excuse for Maryland, which needs…

I’m going to let the team that didn't do the Tomahawk Chop be the first to complain about a lack of decorum. 

It’s not like they’re throwing position players on the mound in blowouts for lack of available pitchers.

exactly—the 33 “come from behind” victories is largely because the rotation has been somewhere between average and poor and usually cedes runs early in the contest. A lot of the Cubs’ comebacks have been of the “down 2-0 in the 3rd” variety, not the epic “turn the game around on a dime in the 9th” variety.

Only like the 7th weirdest comment in this whole piece.

I fucking hate the Cubs (Indians fan, unfortunately) but to say the Cubs are lucky this year is to gratuitously cherrypick.

This type of social media asshattery has pretty much par for the course for young, suburban, white teenagers. N-word! Fortnite! Like and subscribe, yo! Posting this crap for the world to see must give them some kind of dopamine rush.

Not that it excuses it in the slightest, but that first one is definitely rap lyrics. It’s just also shithead racist 17yo edgelords getting off on yelling that word at each other’s lily-white asses.

Well, as has been pointed out, that particular tweet was a fake (or at least, not from Hader), so we’re only discussing the sentiment in theory. But no, that sentiment is not correct about the situation in Chicago, because as I said, it is a not-very-subtle racist dog-whistle that tries to pin all blame for violence…

I’m gonna give you a straight answer rather than a dismissal, because you appear by your comment history to be a decent human being:

I like this guy’s reply:

I guess you didn’t see his Trayvon tweet from 2 years ago.

are you new here 

Too many Cardinals fans actually believe this. Why would any free agents want to play for this holier than thou fanbase and dour manager?

+1 Risky Business

I think I saw that too. I believe the reason that most coaches dissuade sliding into first is the possibility of injury for a minor speed increase.