That’s just not how he lives his life. Always go down swinging, young Javy says.

The Most Entertaining Man in Show Business.

Is there anyone who doesn’t love him? I can’t even imagine.

Taken by itself, Heyward’s contract hasn’t hamstrung the Cubs financially; they may have guessed wrong on Darvish and Chatwood, but they did go out and get them.

It’s reflective that this is the best team the Cubs have ever had. That helps.

Cubs fan here, and if he’s hitting .250 to .270 with a .330 OBP and the occasional power to go along with the glove, I am very OK with it. Anything more than that is a bonus.

Does it, though? They still hand out huge deals every year. They’re still gonna offer $400 million for Bryce Harper. They’re still good at finding value from young guys and lower-paid vets. They can afford a premium for a light-ish hitting defensive stud, and I don’t think there’s much evidence it’s hurting the…

This is, no offense, a woeful misreading of the situation.

You got pretty much every part of that wrong, sorry to say. Pittsburgh had a lead. Arizona hit two Pittsburgh batters in short succession. Pittsburgh (still with lead) plunked an Arizona batter in retaliation, which sparked Arizona’s comeback.

I don’t really disagree with this, but I also can’t fault “how” the fans chose to express their disdain of someone who thinks gay people deserve fewer right than she does.

That’s a lot of textbooks! I am an asshole a lot of the time, can’t disagree with you there.

On the 2nd floor there was a daycare center. 15 children were killed.

So, let me explain this to you. College ball is dumb *for people with NBA talent*. There’s no reason not to just let them go straight to the NBA. LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball, on the other hand, do not appear to have remotely close to NBA talent. They would have been far better off spending their formative years competing…

If someone told me to watch something on a CD then I, too, would throw it in the trash.

As a Tribe fan, these people are the worst. I removed my Wahoo decals and started only buying gear without the Chief pretty much right after I went to opening day and saw those protesters. Literally the only argument I ever needed, and should ever be needed.

America was never as good as you previously thought it was, and it’s not as bad as you currently think it is.

*extremely guy walking into a weekday, daytime baseball game voice*

You can always tell you landed a great joke when both people listening to it are immediately horrified and you shriek “no that’s funny though.”

I’m not going to criticize a basketball player for choosing paid basketball work over unpaid basketball work.

“False.”