Sam Hinkie has got nothing on Beane.

Anything can happen of course. The reason why I am confident in the Cubs and skeptical of the Brewers basically boils down to this:

I agree with all you say there. In your original post you made it seem like they “will be fine” meaning not to worry about the Cubs streaking past them in the division. But yes if you mean fine as in they will win 85 games, finish 2nd or 3rd in the division and set themselves up for some future success in the years…

Holy fuck bro. Talk about a fucking inferiority complex...

I know right?! Cubs fans are so silly for thinking the 2017 team is good... I mean what made them think that??? What recent success would possibly make them think that they are any good...

You’ve seen this right?

You realize us Cubs fans are a superstitious bunch... so if this all goes the other way, it’s all your fault!

I actually always thought they were going to just flip Garcia when I heard the original deal was happening.

I can see the movie already.

Okay I watched it. Hilarious. I actually wonder if Hawk will get fined for some of those comments? Does MLB fine it’s commentators?

This is a solid headline.

I was watching the Cubs broadcast, totally going to go back and watch that inning with the sox broadcast now.

100% true story.

(The record is 16 homers in a month, reached by Albert Belle in ‘98 and Mark McGwire in ‘99.)

Sorry...

The only thing more boring than a puff piece on ESPN about the cubs waving at each other is another article critiquing the first article. Bye Emma!

I’m 33 years old and I don’t know what any of this means. So I guess my question is... I forgot my question.

The thing that makes Lonzo exciting isn’t his ceiling—no, LaVar, he isn’t now and won’t be better than Steph Curry, not ever—but his floor.

You are a much more patient person than me.

100% correct.