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The 2006 St Louis Cardinals who ended up winning the WS that year are a good example of how difficult the playoffs can be both to win and to predict. 83-78 Regular Season record (3rd worst record ever to make the playoffs).

Houston is probably trading for Chris Archer this month.

Google isn’t racist, but often helpful.

If you don’t want to be made fun of for calling your shot before it goes in the bucket, don’t call your shot before it goes in.

Okay Danny, time for a little story about the birds and the bees...

So your best choices are, perhaps, a hacked account or a sext sent to Jim Irsay.

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Tim Quarterman is a made-up name given by someone frantically glancing around a room for ideas and spotting the tip jar.

Montero has been expendable since the emergence of Contreras last year. Also having another catcher lighting up AAA made this easier. I for one am excited to see Victor Caratini play in the bigs.

First off it Maddon. With an O. Second off if you think listening to talk radio is getting a pulse on a team then you also must get all your news from your drunk Uncle Bobby.

This is all going to end very poorly for the Ball family. Just a hunch.

Baez was not only fun to watch, he won that game for the Cubs.

This is all you need to know.

Usually, innovation in sports comes via movement, as coaches from different areas with different backgrounds arrive with new ideas.

Tonight, FS1 will broadcast all the hot 3-on-3 action that took place at the Nets’ arena in Brooklyn yesterday.

Roasts are like major surgery. Even in the hands of a professional it’s going to be a little uncomfortable. But in the hands of an amateur, there’s a good chance you might bleed out before it’s over.

Or alternate theory you can hate Sam Hinkie because of this:

Wait doesn’t Adidas own Reebok? So did they like bid against themselves to get this contract?

I’d like to imagine that was his thought process, “Alright Baker buddy, you are 5 miles away from home. Slow and stead-”

He started running the way someone starts a 5 mile jog.