You can name check HS football teams? I only know one and I went to said HS...

Please don’t ever become a criminal, you will be as bad as these guys.

I get the geography but pretty sure Canada is your Tijuana as in you only need to be 19 to drink, etc. in Canada. I’m from Chicago and we used to go to Windsor to party in the summer along with every other asshole from Michigan, Ohio...

So one Sunday, I was in the absolute top row of the Bears home opener versus the Colts (Luck’s first pro game).

“What selfish is you buddy.”

A shitty politician hides from past mistakes. A good one accepts accountability and creates a plan to fix or move forward from those mistakes.

Considering Hillary has and continues to use her husband’s presidency as a positive for her “experience”she should take on the negative like the mass incarceration. You can’t pick and choose which parts you want to be a part of when you use that administration’s time in office as a foundation for your own political…

Are there no more grays??

Julio Urias turned 20 on August 12th. Doesn’t change the point (he’s young!) and I only know because I just looked up his stats because last I had heard he was back in the minors after struggling in the Bigs.

Chicago does not equal London. You are the idiot.

Brah. He literally has a quote, “I was always good at letting things go through one ear, out the other, so to say...” You aren’t wrong in general, you are really wrong in this instance. This guy is a known airhead.

How many RBIs your boy got this year? He having a good year? What about your other boy Arenado, does he have more RBIs, is he having a better year? Sorry bro, thought of you when I saw your boy Bryce’s stats today. MVP MVP MVP... nah.

My least favorite days of the week are Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. With that said, I try to be fair. And, while I do not condone any dumb comments on Deadspin, I do realize there are commenters out there that use serious articles about domestic violence to list their 3 least favorite football teams and then jump to…

When I saw Baez when he first came up in 2014 and my initial thought was trade this guy now before everyone else realizes he hacks at everything and will never cut it. Boy was I wrong. He has matured a lot as a hitter and has proved that he can shorten his swing when he wants. He hustles, he plays + defense and he can…

Well, there you go!

Only person saying he is a bust are butthurt Cards fans who burned his jersey this winter. Hit hitting will come along and his defense keeps him in the lineup.

And yet you are that guy... explaining the joke to everyone who already got it.

Its an election year folks.

Yeah come on Deadspin! Stop talking about interesting things that happen in sports and get back to the real issues at hand...

Passaman this is a great idea! Where you live? We got some homeless people where I am at we want to dump on your front lawn. You know just drive out to the city limits, aka your house.