I suspect I'd be the person who tried to save both and drown myself in the process. I'm fine with that scenario. If I let someone else die, I wouldn't be able to live with myself anyway.

I would save my dog. Humans can save themselves.

He belongs to Paul!

You're going to hell on Wednesday? That's really specific!

I think you have to snort it to get through that much.

I'm with you. I'm only attracted to people who I think are smart. Even celebs, I have to at least be under the impression they are smart.

Agreed. I would never date anyone who I didn't consider smart. What's the point if you can't have an interesting conversation? Also, John Legend went to my alma mater, so I feel the need to stick up for him out of solidarity.

So Bill Nye was literally the only person I recognized in that top photo. Then I read through and recognized the names of most of these people. WTF happened to their faces in that photo?

Yeah...I definitely watched it with kids. Not as an adult. That would be ridiculous. ...

I am very happy that I got a Zoboomafoo reference today. I need to be reminded of the existence of leaping lemurs on a day like today. So, thank you.

If this is too small to read, it says: 50 Years After March on Washington Some See Rap Music As A Problem.

This is a real thing that exists?

We need someone who will CARE ABOUT SPORTS?!?!

I think they all look like huge d-bags. Zero attraction level there.

Yep. It's my opinion. I've seen it two or three times and and...meh. It has its moments, but if my life is considered incomplete without memorizing every scene, then I'll happily live my incomplete life while enjoying other things.

fuck it, I'll just say it.

thank you.

It'd be really helpful if you could explain in something other than pictogram form. People tend to learn and understand better if you do something other than sigh and roll your eyes at them...like say use words to illustrate what you're actually thinking/trying to say. But if you prefer to be snarky than have an…

Your .gifs are confusing me. The article was quoting someone who referred to his costume as that of a 'Chinaman'. Both the person mentioning it and the article's author are pointing out the heinousness of using that word, so ...who are you angry with? the unidentified third party source quoted?

Wait, here's the full video, which I prefer.