His big mistake with Batman Returns was not having the whole movie about Michael Keaton as Batman and Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman 

This will be fine and all, but I’d have loved a Kuzco’s water slide attraction.

I am weirdly excited for this ride (beyond them just fixing a wrong) because I love this movie. It’s so underrated and plus I do think lends itself to the format of the ride. 

You must not deal with people on a regular basis cuz it's REALLY fucking hard to be decent to some people.

Blah. Talking is a “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” thing and you just can’t win. Some people will fill in the details if you don’t talk, and some people will say that denying something is strong evidence to the contrary.

“And this is [showrunner] Michael [Patrick King]’s baby. He created this role. He wrote it. Those are his and his writing team’s jokes.”

This whole family is so incredibly annoying.

did she unequivocally demonstrate she was indeed the victim? No. In fact, the evidence her team entered just raised doubts about the veracity of her statements even more. Let’s continue to give women the benefit of the doubt, but let’s not pretend that every single woman is telling the truth either. 

I don’t think so at all. The entire narrative in the media and on social media is he is innocent. This trial was about that and now he is “back in the game.” 

How’d you come to that conclusion? The victim just won 15 million. 

“Oh wait that’s right, we all know that he raped her with a bottle and all sorts of other unseemly shit,”

We all know that?

Probably? She’s nowhere near as famous as he is and now looks like someone not quite right in the head, plus where the hell is she going to get $13 million??

Amber’s defense really shit the bed. 

Che wasn’t polarizing; we all hated them.

don’t forget Dakota Johnson refusing to play along with Ellen’s “I’m the nicest person in the world!!” bullshit when she got caught in a lie, making for one of the cringier daytime moments in recent history (but in retrospect, it gave me a TON of respect for Dakota Johnson).

And there’s way more to it than just sex jokes.

Aye. It’s aged really well.

Never forget that Austin absolutely refused to sleep with Vanessa when she was drunk, and that Austin Fucking Powers is actually, for the most part, a prime example of non toxic masculinity.

“Why, exactly, the world was so captivated by Powers may remain a(n international man of) mystery...”