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Surprised he didn’t just give that mugger jabroni a beat down

Website posting near-constant stream of articles about Will Smith slap gets on high horse when celebrity answered question when asked about Will Smith slap.

Jesus Christ. Rock didn’t make a joke about alopecia. He compared her to Demi Moore. Stop pushing this false narrative. 

to ensure both that everyone gets to throw in their two cents and that this story remains in the public eye for as long as possible.

I can’t believe they haven’t thought up a better excuse other than ... well it was live and we had a show to do so we just kept going. Someone came up on the stage and assaulted someone else. Case closed. Smith should have been thrown out and probably arrested. (Although I guess that part is up to Chris Rock.)

“...why else would Jim Carrey, someone who was not at the Oscars (as far as we know) and has no real stake in the drama, be getting headlines for talking about it?”

The tone of this post sucks. Fuck off, man. 

Dude, Where’s My Car? is underrated.

I feel like being remembered as Stifler makes a lot of people forget that Seann William Scott is actually a pretty great actor. He was great in Goon! I don't entirely understand what he was supposed to be doing in Southland Tales, but he did it well! And yes, he was even a great Stifler. That's why he's still

Whether Rock will face Academy-backed repercussions for going off script isn’t clear.

I’m still not staying behind a truck carrying a bunch of logs.

I’m laughing just reading about it. I hope Paul Rudd does this at Conan’s funeral.

A crappy actor with violent tendencies and multiple assault charges keeps getting handed major roles in blockbusters. Yay.

this actor sucks and We Need To Talk About Kevin is stupid 

Were they arrested screaming “do you know who I am, I won the Oscars Cheer Moment” by any chance?

It’s more than a little-known secret that Ezra Miller is a fucking menace on set, very much in the “Jared Leto going method as The Joker” vein. Very funny that the article ends with Miller doing something extremely cool though.

Its time for this thing to disappear. He isn’t a good actor and is nothing more than a trouble making machine. Time for Hollywoo to move on from Ezra.

What’s crazy to me is how many people said something along the lines of “violence is bad but good for Will for sticking up for his wife.” Like fucking what? Your wife feeling bad that a comedian performing made jokes about her losing her from alopecia doesn’t justify physically assaulting that comedian in any way

I’ve seen this argument going around a bit, and it’s sort of a logical fallacy to expect that Will Smith slapping Chris Rock didn’t even translate to good ratings. It’s not like that slap can force more people to tune in instantaneously, in the hopes that perhaps Liza Minelli will suckerpunch Seth Rogen or something.

Smith looked like such a pompous, drugged up buffoon during his acceptance speech. Those glassy eyes and the moronic gibberish that poured out of his mouth was almost as bad as the slap. What an egomaniac dipshit.