I know its his money to give away, but still... what a dick.

The A.V. Club used to be the best pop culture destination on the internet. This is an appalling excuse for content.

Can we please stop calling The Orville a “spoof” or “parody” because that’s clearly not its intention? If anything, it’s a pastiche. The English majors of the world will thank you.

You know who needs to host? Mark Hamill.

It’ll be called All Families Matter and feature an all white cast.

I can’t either. I saw the ‘parody’ videos of the scene first, and assumed that somebody just pasted Pennywise’s head into one of those ‘JibJab’-style sites, but when I realized that terrible TERRIBLE composition job was actually in the movie? Oof. No. I don’t know how it made it past the editors without somebody…

The most on point part of Kimmel’s monologue (other than everything about the bill) is how Kilmeade so desperately wants to be part of the Hollywood Elite.

Jimmy Kimmel’s entire demeanor speaks volumes. The strain in his voice and barely held back tears are proof of his sincerity.

This is bad, and they should feel bad.

Any girl I’ve ever dated. I’ve got kind of a...thing. And I don’t appreciate you kink shaming me!

Emma Stone is playing Billie Jean King? Was she one of the first Asian tennis players also?

I don’t understand this casting. Billie Jean King wasn’t Asian.

Toys R’NT Us

It’s all shits and giggles for Alt-Righters until mom gets the legal bills.

Right, because that really destroyed Hamilton and Rogue One.

I guess everyone went to see some mother movie instead.

Matt Rhys and Keri Russell didn’t win and I am here within minutes to register my disgust on the internet.

All the invisibility cloaks for the biggest crowd ever didn’t come cheap.

I am beginning to think the minority of American voters chose poorly.

Almost a year later and I still can’t believe enough that temperamental twat is actually the president ... How long will this thing go on?