Luke’s face when he realizes he loves her (about time, you dork...) is one for the ages.

The dance scene between them killed me :

Counterpoint: No he wasn’t.

Thank you! I’ll get a bit ahead of myself here but remember that episode next season, We Got Us a Pippi Virgin!, when Luke rants on at the end about Dean, how he’s not good enough for Rory, how he’s going to drag her down and quash her dreams of travel and such? That was exactly how I feel about Luke, amazing work of…

I agree with almost all of your first paragraph. I felt Richard stabbing Jason in the back was way too contrived. As they did with wanting us to forget about Rory’s trust fund in the revival, here they want us to forget that Trix must have left Richard a huge pile of cash. Which means he can weather the lawsuit easily…

Yesssssss. So few people agree with me that Lorelei and Chris belonged together. Maybe it was the actors but they just had amazing chemistry and I was so pissed when they got married and it was clearly going to be all wrong. I would’ve taken Max or Jason as a backup. Mostly I just hated her with Luke.

Darren Aranofsky has finally managed to do the impossible: convince American movie audiences to outright reject Jennifer Lawrence’s charms.

I just don’t get the This is Us love. Maybe I’m not watching enough, but it seems overly sentimental.

Always the person who isn’t Bieber.

The problem is that idiots fuck each other, and give birth to republicans.

Fucking idiots.

To be fair, that last one (of Donald Faison) is actually a joke ad from the show itself.

Man, you hear so many snowcloned jokes about somebody having their picture in the dictionary next to something shitty, but you so rarely see it actually play out. You get to be that guy, Turner!

Someone on Twitter has made a more realistic Mario

No. The review clearly states that as time goes on they accumulate more and more people.

Hey, good for her! Let that be one less film she’s got to subject us to next year.

I agree. The burner account thing really makes it seem like they want to discourage the community. There was no reason to make the change. I’m happy for the staff that the back end is working better for them but the user facing part of this is horrible.

Given that he’s a Republican in 2017, is anybody really surprised that Cruz’s kink is people standing quietly on the sidelines and playing with themselves?

Wait what? I am confused. All these damn ads in-between the paragraphs made this almost nonsensical to read.

Why are people so excited about this movie? Is it just nostalgia for the lame 90's one? Is it because “scary clowns” are a meme? Vague brand name recognition?