her scripted social media house of cards is falling down

That's actually even worse then though. That's blatantly illegal and against wiretapping laws

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

It’s less about his political beliefs and more about the fact that the man seems to be a genuine gaping anus of filth.

Shorter than this sentence.

Anyone care to guess how long it will take for Boris Johnson to be caught with hookers and blow?

I would like it if he did and then you were super embarrassed.

Also ignore the people with 200 + reviews since it indicates being in love with the idea of critique as a means of ego satisfaction

YAASSS.

#franksexpress

This isn’t real. Its a joke. A good friend (said friend might argue that point, haha) knows the service writer who wrote this up as a joke.

More like don’t underestimate the ability of a kid at a dealership to write up a fake invoice for the lolz.

I’m sorry, what? Why in the ever loving hell would she be subject to a no contact order?!

How is it that schools can get away with deciding their own justice in criminal matters? Can’t the administrators/teacher or principal who made the decisions be held responsible for subverting justice? Genuinely asking, I have no clue if that’s even a thing in circumstances like these.

White bread, obvs. This is Exeter, after all.

I just want you to know you’re not a particularly good troll.

Exactly, for that reason I would prefer to be the ham sandwich on the left if given the choice. Less guesswork for the hubster and whatnot.

For real though, I’m mainly impressed with the attention to detail in giving that ham sandwich a clitoris.

Jennifer Mayers is clearly Tomatoface or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself mow.