Yeah you’re gonna hate the rest of this week then. Thanks for reading!

It takes a special kind of asshole to be the worst person in a video featuring a guy recording himself lifting at the gym and dropping his deadlifts.

“Mind you, I may be playing fast and loose with the age cutoff” — Roman Polanski

Brooklynn Prince carried The Florida Project.

In golf, nothing will ever be more overwrought than whatever the hell Josh Elliot was trying to say before the final round of the 2015 Player’s Championship

THAT LEMONADE AT HOT DOG ON A STICK

About that study...

As a book reader, fuck if that wasn’t borderline perfect. Abaddon’s Gate is one of my favorite books of the past couple of decades, and while slicing out a ridiculous chunk of the meat, I can still barely comprehend how the hell The Expanse’s team got the message through as thoroughly as they managed to. Hopeful SF…

Hollywood Handbook has been doing this for years.

I shall now ramble at length about the podcasts I’ve been listening to.

Best Podcast That’s Having Its Best Year Yet: Hollywood Handbook.

She would be PERFECT for my new film starring Jessica Chastain, Christina Hendricks, Bryce Dallas Howard, Haley Bennett, and Isla Fisher!

I also grew up around avocados. In fact, I did a high school Rotary internship in an avocado packaging plant owned by the local avocado growers collective. I, and everyone I’ve known there, do the cut in half, knife whack to pit, and twist. Somehow never injured... yet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

This is the second or third story I’ve read this week about people being hospitalized over avocados.

I’ve been doing something similar for years except instead of smelling the pepper I rub it on my eye.

Maybe they are planning to take the show to Paris. They’d probably have a good run if they could find an actress named Kim.

You get panned to the left, panned to right, and you’re the only show in town.

Sure, just leave Yojimbo off your list, that’s just fine. (It’s not fine)

I can’t say enough good things about Seven Samurai.

Have to add the magnificent Sword of Doom (1966), Inagaki’s gorgeous Samurai Trilogy, and Gosha’s Sword of the Beast (1965).