as you typed this Jane Krakowski has replaced her as the voice

I mean, that’s basically how the Council of Nicaea happened.

Fave line.

Been reading this over the Summer, about half way through, it’s an amazing read and the depth of the story just barely seems to have been scratched so far.

Can’t find the Norm Macdonald Sunday Morning sketch. This is a poor substitute:

I was riding my big wheel through a hotel my dad was looking after during off season(so he could write a book) and i came up to a room, where i shit you not, some guy in a dog suit was giving head to another guy. they both became aware of my presence and i fled. this was the 80s, before furries, mind you.

Oh so that’s what happened when they left the attic.

I have seen so many tabloid covers screaming about the rumored divorce of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt that news of their actual divorce hit me not like a ton of bricks, but like a gentle dusting of old, scraped off grout from in between a ton of bricks.

The shark was sad eating after his dance recital went sideways.

Well see now, the children have not yet learned how to bargain collectively, and thus they are essentially free labour. A summer’s worth of harvesting 120 acres worth of tomatoes and artichokes will pay for a lot of real estate.

Another great source is the non-fiction book Monster of Florence; it’s written by a popular American novelist and an Italian journalist. It’s batshit insane— and all entirely true— and it features the exact same police leadership, city and prosecutor as the Knox case.

But I don’t want any of that, I’d rather ... just... SING!

Never forget!

Every day is this, and only this - repeating over and over.

I honestly thought this was something Veep made up.

This was a good episode of Veep.

“My high school music teacher didn’t believe in me either, hater!”