Apparently they tried to get preggo via the old in-n-out, but that wasn’t working so they tried IVF. After seven months, presto! Amal’s got somethin’ growing inside her, and I’m not talking about regret
They feel like bags of...sand?
Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We’ve got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be. You’re standing right now with nine delegates from 100 gangs. And…
Two quick things...
Rearranging the letters on Vin Diesel’s trailer to say Sin Devil to spooOOOOook him out (he takes the leftover e and makes a little devil head out of it).
The friend claims that while Leo and the woman were engaging in sexual intercourse, Leo “reached for his vaporizer and a pair of noise-canceling headphones, laid back and closed his eyes and signaled for her to keep going.” This was the same unverified story I’d heard so many months ago, but with additional details…
I can't recommend Susan Orleans' book on Rin Tin Tin enough. It was incredible. He was taken as a puppy from a battlefield in France and became a silent film star because dogs were on equal playing field to people in those days because no one could speak.
Bobby, I LIVE for your made up convos. Please make them their own feature.
- Brandi Glanville and Dean Sheremet might be fucking opportunists.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we flip through the tabloids while thinking about other things, like what to get…
But she literally got handcuffed for trying to talk over the judge.
Though I have never been so utterly gutted by a television show in my life, it did help me make this realization....
In other news, Review (pictured) is perhaps the most underrated comedy of the last five years.
People are having them below, don’t fret. Any time a nice wedding is covered, there is a face-off beginning with someone who had their wedding at the greyhound bus vending machine with a dress they found while foraging for melted down candle sticks.
LENTILS!!!!!! JUST SERVE LENTILS AT YOUR LENTIL WEDDING!
I read that “Sunday Routine” feature on the regular, and when I read this one I was positively joyful! You guys complaining about it must not be regular readers of that column. They usually go thusly: “We sleep in late on Sundays, till about 7:30am or maybe even 8:00. Then I hit the gym for an hour. On the way back I…
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