Stop farting around uncle Steve, and write 'Wind Through the Keyhole' so I can have my real Dark Tower ending.

As much as I love BSG, I just think the property is good and used up. Nobody cares what happened before, because we all know how it ends.

Bilbo is going to hide the ring from Gollum in Jell-O.

@Joe Stoner: Gawker sites have always been 2 parts news, one part blog.

Of course, right before it's officially a museum exhibit, the Cylons are just going to attack and force us all to escape in the Seattle Sci Fi museum anyway.

Two of my all time favorite authors critiqued by this chap?

The only way that RHPS could possibly be gayer.

The winner gets to marry Katie.

Matey, will you carry me?

Does that mean it's yolk is ovular?

Funny story; a friend of mine started a job as a printer salesman, and asked me to create the image for his e-mail signature.

@MetalEdgeEd: The original didn't age well. If you ever watch it, try to appreciate it for what it was, rather than what it is.

My wife is going to make me watch this, and I'm going to hate it.

I'm more excited for the soundtrack than I am for the actual movie.

@Cwbejar: Good news, then. The iPhone is coming to heaven next year! I read it on reuters... no source though.

I'm more concerned with the thuggish, "go green or die" mentality of this commercial.

@ps61318: It's so black, so vivid!

Was that so hard?

Double post