...there were no survivors.

I knew this was a bad idea.

@Doctor Insano: They have internets outside of America?

My guess, they were probably out of vespene gas and needed to clear room for an expansion.

"It's not the unit who killed the activists in the Gaza Freedom Flotilla, however."

"Today, Steve Jobs re-revealed it"

I don't know why ThinkGeek does this to themselves every year. You know they're just going to end up having to make that Dharma alarm clock anyway.