But but but if he did his job like he was supposed to and not violate the fourth amendment then how on earth is he supposed to look like the cop with the most power and biggest penis in front of all the other cops!?! Did you even think about how important his ego is to him Stig? I bet you didn’t.

I cannot believe that nobody at a Midtown Manhattan-based organization said, “You know, this name is a bit too similar to American Idiot. Maybe we should try again.”

I’ve put the front page of the NYT face down on the counter since Wednesday....