You’ve clearly never played golf on a municipal course. Far more blue-collar workers playing golf than rich people.

There may be no proof that it “extends” life, but, keeping mobile (by exercising) will certainly improve the quality of life that you do have, whatever time frame that may be.

Meanwhile Matt Kuchar wishes no one would cash his cheques.

hahahahahahahahaha, oh, look at you.  Just look at you.

Ease up there Sugar Plum

That was the most fun I’ve had watching golf since...uhh...

Because they are delicious? Especially with some salt and soy sauce.

Eh, I don’t know why it’s bizarre. It’s not like she’s 35.

I mean that’s what gets me. If Steve Buscimi waltzed in with his Rock Band T shirt and skateboard en tow, delivered his “How do you do fellow children”, we’d all be like “nice try, very funny”. But here is a person earnestly doing that to people half her age, when she’s only 16 and it’s like “damn dude, please put a…

And he thinks people at 50 are old people who can’t use technology.  My bet is he is 13

Always loved the game. Yes, I understand that it fell well short of its promises at the beginning, but for me it’s always been a relaxing escape. To see it finally live up to the initial hype is refreshing. They probably could have very easily hung it up long before now.

Stop jerking off at 50?  Hell, at this point, I actually prefer jerking off.

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

Texas is at the bottom of the barrel for union membership of teachers. Collective bargaining is illegal for public school teachers and it’s a “right to work” state.

While there are teacher unions in Texas, they have very little power. If the school district wants to fire him, they’ll have few issues doing so. Also, as Texas is a “right to work” state, what are the chances that this right-wing asshole would even be a member?

Cool! So my friends that I grew up with on the other side of the country and the friends I made when I lived in the Philippines are right outside my door!?

What should Chris Davis do? Based on that BA graphic, change his name to William so he stops fucking up the streak.

My friend, this is a book excerpt. Earlier in the book we learn that Angel is from Atlantic City. Thank you for your attention to detail and passion re: geography. 

I’d add ramenbeast (just google it) as a good option for info...also, Osusume wa nan desu ka? is a good phrase (what do you recommend?)...the shop will almost certainly understand that you’re requesting their choice...they know best what’s good...as well, I’d not worry so much...the Japanese, frankly, don’t expect…

Here’s where it gets tricky: There won’t be any English words on the machine, so you’re left to base your decision solely off photos.