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Count Smorkula
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My troop leader was an herb growing witch who made every little girl feel like she could do anything in the world and more. During one of our meetings we found an injured dove and she said we should take it in and care for it and if it lived, how wonderful and if it died, then it would have died surrounded by warm

Ted Kaczynski, is that you?

Since you “got to the end of the article,” I’m sure you would agree with me that Sendler brought up Trump in the interview, not the author.

What’s the over and under for Kushner breaking? Don Jr?

Projection: no longer than halfway through this contract, the NL will have adopted the DH, so Harper will stay.

Is she from Maryland?

“I don’t know a single photographer who wants a zoom lens in their cellphone; Zoom with your feet.”

I’m not sure what movie you’re talking about, but I don’t think it changes my answer:

If he was 39 then he probably genuinely didn’t care. Statistically, he’s probably already had at least one cohabiting relationship and has heard his fair share of unpleasant bathroom sounds from someone he was sexually attracted to.  

Here’s a cold take: go fuck yourself.

My understanding is that blockchain=using math to make real pretend money out of graphics cards.

Onions produce a lot of aromatics, just wiping down wouldn’t be enough. If he is that allergic then he ought not be going places that use them.

It is. This is a great example of how word choice matters. “Homeless person” defines the person, much as “left-handed” or “Greek” does. “Experiencing homelessness” defines what the person is going through.

“People experiencing homelessness” is such a humane phrase.

I was sitting in a bar day drinking with friends. I was under age and we were loud, obviously drunk. The bartender brings me a beer and says its from the guy at the end of the bar. I look, hoping to see a cute guy, it was my dad! He finished his beer and left. Never said a word.

I have to disagree on the font. When you have a game with pixelated graphics, but a smooth sans-serif font, it just looks awful to me. I’m very glad they went with the pixelated font here.

I agree with you, though it probably is no surprise given that I’m an Eagle Scout. While I love the GSA, especially their focus on empowering girls in broader society, the two programs are not really in any way equivalent. The BSA, for all its problems, can be an amazingly worthwhile program, especially with regards

I’d say luck plays a much greater role in golf, and not having an opponent in the truest sense of the word. If the No. 400 golf player has the best round of his life, it doesn’t much matter what anyone else on the course does, he’s going to be the leader. If the No. 200 tennis player plays the best game of his life,

You better believe all those companies will be selling that info to insurance companies in the near future. A massive cash cow that people are paying to give them.