Turns out she wasn’t actually against the Burmese junta, just that she wasn’t a part of it.

You’ve got to be too young to remember Barry Bonds in his prime, right? He’s not “more famous for doing drugs than famous for his on-field acomplishments.” He’s Barry Fucking Bonds! He got intentionally walked with the bases loaded! In the bottom of the ninth with his team down two! And it was the right call!

This article appears to be nothing but a recitation of known facts. What, precisely, is biased about it? I am not asking for some vague complaint. Really, be specific. Where's the bias? 

I’m going with 6th division, but I can’t say I’ve done much research. 

that is a LOT of words and still zero explanation to why you found it so upsetting.

They should replace all “Pinkerton” references with “Securitas AB” just to remove all doubt.

“...that she hadn’t saved up enough money to rent an apartment...”

I mean sure he’d make more money up front, but if he has a long MLB career he could end up making more money. Not to mention there’s always the possibility of suffering a career threatening injury on any given play, or developing CTE and having a poorer quality of life when his career is over. But who cares about…

Sort of the sports media version of Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Democrats need to be pushed to the left. We need Medicare For All. We need affordable education and debt relief. We absolutely need a Green New Deal. These things are not luxuries or afterthoughts. They are things that we have known about for decades and should have had decades ago. I am sorry if insurance company,…

This is pretty standard density in parts of Toronto and Houston. 

This implies that it is possible to have too many pho restaurants. That’s like saying you can have too many taco trucks.

In the Kinja commenting system, stars are given out by two separate and wildly unequal groups: approved commenters, who can be easily read, and the greys, who lurk outside the gates. These are their comments.

Oh yeah? Let’s see YOU kick in the NFL, smart Internet guy!

In 5-10 years, nobody will go there to drink, because it’s too full of snotnosed kids and oblivious parents. Presto changeo-- it’s gone from being a cool neighborhood spot to a Hipster Chuck E. Cheese. Womp womp!

I’m the proud new parent of a bouncing baby boy. I’m also a longtime fan of a craft beer gastropub in my neighborhood.

Not only that, but this part:

they gotta kill the rookie contracts, it’s the only real counter to this bullshit collusion of just not paying anyone who hits free agency 

4. Plan some goddamn activities that aren’t drinking

To get out of the grays (perminently) have one of the writers follow your accout.