countsmorkula
Count Smorkula
countsmorkula

Oh, it’s still quite possible to use a phone while driving a manual. Back in my “young and stupid” days I used to do it all the time.

Jesus, who gives a shit? It’s her life, she can tell anyone whatever backstory she wants.

Well, there is such a thing as a pilsner glass, but the others make no damn sense.

I laughed out loud on that one. People...

Oh, sure it is.

Look, a stereotypical misanthropic gamer, the sort that gives everyone else a bad name!

Man, the Saturn library is GREAT. Not sure what you’re talking about.

Not really “crowd going wild” as in the narrative, is it?

Not mine, and not bad, but a quick story of my dad’s.

No offense, but do you actually work in a professional office, working closely with other professionals?

This is a professional office with deep, lasting relationships, not the morning shift at Burger King.

Beverage control boards usually have nothing to do with the police, and they tend to work at night since their main thing is busting improperly permitted bars and the like.

I’m pretty sure that if you don’t find Source Tags & Codes enjoyable you don’t actually like rock music.

Cannot. Stay. Awake.............

Golf cart wheels? How dare you insult an E-Z-Go like that!

Agreed, several houses with this look in the decidedly lower middle class neighborhood where I grew up. Looks cheap.

Sure. ESPN always sees itself as bigger than its on-air talent, easy to see how a Simmons or an Olbermann becomes just too much to handle.

Unfortunately not much changed in the power politics of sexual assault between 980 and 1980.

My parents were great when growing up, as were my mother’s parents to her. But my father’s family... Oh my. My grandfather ran off when my dad was 4, my grandmother worked several jobs so that my dad was basically raised on the streets, and when she was around apparently she would fly into black rages, so violent that

Dude gets a ton of traffic, has a very loyal readership. You may not like him, but many, many others do.