Different take:

You lost me at “I posted this the other day on Splinter.”

I dunno man, he's never had sex before.  I wouldn't think they'd go straight to anal.  I'll say 6 months

S-E-CX! S-E-CX! S-E-CX!

yaaaas

Why can’t you just say no shootings, bombings, and beatings are not okay regardless of perpetrators? Unless you are saying shootings, bombings, and beatings ARE okay because the victims have different beliefs that you.

I know. I have met all of them. I was at Bob’s 80th birthday party and he was almost incoherent 5 years ago. He has been declining for a while. Pat is an asshole. So is her son, but less so. The company has been struggling for a while, and it has just about run its course, so to speak. I just sold the last CTS-V I…

If you can, the result is a Steelers fan every time.

You don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. Please stop

Technically he’s not a foreigner, as Northern Ireland is part of the UK. It’s easy to remember - the three countries on the island of Great Britain (England, Scotland, and Wales) join together with Northern Island to form the United Kingdom, and then the black lion forms Voltron’s head.

Yes, and the American Legion (inspired by the poem) adopted the poppy has a symbol of remembrance in 1920 and the Royal British Legion in 1921.

But truly I never wanna spend time with white people again (if that’s what non-muslims are called).

But truly I never wanna spend time with white people again (if that’s what non-muslims are called)

What great taste in screen names you have...

Yeah, that seems like pointless point to make. Surelly any form of government-issued ID is a thousand times more valid than something issued by a university. Not only because people ineligible to vote can get one, but because there are so many universities it would be hard for polling locations to know what was real,…

I am guessing by gun permit she meant license to carry because there are not any gun permits that I am aware of in TX

I don’t like Trump but I never thought this policy made any sense either. Imagine someone breaks into your home but during the brief time she is inside, she has a kid. Well, you can throw mom out but junior now has the same right to live in your house that you do. If you throw his mom out, you will need to feed the…

Dont be an insensitive jerk. Serge Kovaleski isn’t a retard.

TIL Reid doesn’t know what neo-colonial means

My first thought when this happened was that he has schizophrenia.