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Shh, you’re looking behind the curtain too hard.

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

Yeah a person can’t just say they’re looking for 🐻 and then be surprised at what they get in their inbox.

Funny. By refraining from mentioning any particular nation/race/ideology, I’d think there would be less a case of jingoism at hand.

priceless

An old Ford Transit should do the job then...stupid chicken tax.

Yeah, gotta have a place to keep your beer.

i’d love to see how the letter writer plans to drive a Citroen Relay across the Atlantic.

Yeah. And I don’t want to “end up” where the drunk, addicted, or violent people “end up.” The reason people hate riding buses in places like SF is the same reason they don’t invite drug addicts into their own houses — not because they hate those troubled people, but because they find it very unpleasant to be around

The irony that you’re worried about economic mobility while advocating for a system that by definition prohibits it should be lost on no one.

It has worked out so far. I own a home and a car. I’m not in any debt. I’m not rich, but I’m also not particularly ambitious.

Slowly, it’s happening.

What does a doctorate in rocketry, astrophysics, or engineering have to do with economic policy?

I’m much rather a small shot at getting rich than the perpetual slog of knowing that you and everyone will always be poor. 

Capitalism is wholly compatible with social welfare governance to mitigate some of its flaws.

I mean, you are advocating for communism, so I just wanted to clarify where that would put you on a scale of terrible ideas, slightly worse than Nazism.

Because a command economic system that mandates the looting of work product and has killed more people than the holocaust is totally not evil.

I mean communism has more deaths on its hands than the Nazis. When Nazis can say, “at least we aren’t as bad as them” and be truthful, your ideology is fucking bankrupt.

Those 5 year plans were always successful. By successful I mean huge fucking failures that resulting in even longer food lines, party apparatchiks patting themselves on the back for fooling themselves and everyone else, no supplies for their military, garbage manufactured products and all other sorts of evidence of

Honestly, communism can’t get here fast enough, we need to take everything these people have.