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Country Mac's Ocular Patdown
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Well, they could have done nothing instead, like 95% of the other football programs.

It’s better to get ahead of a potential threat to your business than to underestimate it.

“A guy who can pitch and catch? Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!” - an earnest, baseball-loving 8-year-old

I saw that too. Unfortunately that will probably only dial up the rhetoric and finger pointing, which is the last thing we need right now.

Ok. I read this:

Yup, but they say they found a FB page with just the same name. Could be but could be something someone threw up quickly. It’s happened before. But again, maybe not.

I would like you to point out where and how Jalopnik advised, encouraged or condoned anyone threatening anyone. You can’t, because they didn’t! Writing an article about a percieved injustice is completely different from inciting violence.

Just wait until they realize the shooter was a Bernie Bro.

Goddamn Kinja infinity scrolling bullshit.

Majority of commenters in this article: “That NRA guy had it coming”, “Reichstag fire”, “I hope this shitty person dies”, “Must’ve been a Trump supporter”, “The suspect is white!”... you’re all a credit to humanity.

THIS GUY’S TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR PITCHFORKS! GET ‘EM!

Wait, what’s the “unsourced” part of “Congressman Ron Desantis says the shooter asked him moments before the attack whether the players were Democrats or Republicans”? Isn’t the source “Congressman Ron Desantis”?

With an assault semi-auto modern sporting rifle, you can put out 20 shots in less than 10 seconds, especially if aiming at a group of people rather than a bullseye target. 10 seconds to realize there’s an issue, determine what and where the threat is, and then return fire is pretty good.

Reality trumped your ideology. By all reports, there were good guys with guns around which is why, at this moment at least, there appears to be no fatalities except for the gunman.

I was mostly referring to middle-aged men from New Jersey.

I wonder how many people realize tomatoes, eggplants, and even cauliflower contain nicotine.

... teenage me hated Ilsa (Elsa?) with a fiery passion and would have written paragraphs about why I would never sleep with that Nazi she-devil.

yeah but nobody in DC really means it

I’m a 42 year old woman and I’d have the exact same reaction, little guy.

“calling other people stupid while bragging about yourself doesn’t mean you’re on the spectrum, it just makes you an asshole”