Good to know - I’m Boston for all sports except Hockey (so I’m close to the worst), but had a Grandfather who was a huge penguins fan and Lemuix / Jagr et al were an easy sell to a kid who at the time was otherwise indifferent to Hockey. He would have liked this team.

Kinja powers that be: Please keep racist pieces (any essays written for only one racial group) off my feed. When I log on to Jalopnik, I don’t want to fed racist propaganda.

The Celtics LITERALLY have a shamrock on their uniform.

I mean obviously he wouldn’t be over Gretzky or Lemieux, but Crosby has significantly more points per game than either Messier or Yzerman and has more accolades than either of them. Same amount of rings as Yzerman, obviously not as much as Messier, but he played on one of the greatest teams of all-time. Don’t think…

Pens traded up to get the first pick (from third) to get Fleury in 2004. Don’t let that ruin your narrative though.

Spend nutting win nutting

Segregation is cool and “progressive” now.

Why does Jalopnik think it’s readers would be against “affirmative consent” and “not fucking your subordinates”?

“The heart of the story is that a little boy in a barbershop learned how to play and stay off the streets and is doing well,” Canzian told Deadspin. “That’s the essence of the story. Are you saying that’s not right?”

It’s pretty much just this Felton guy. Getting pretty tiring.

The message was “get consent and don’t fuck subordinates.” Ryan seems to underestimate how bad I assumed it would be.

being annoying and instigating stupid penalties is always sound hockey strategy.

“I had to be who I am, a traitor to my country.”

Barry, where do you think Subban falls between annoying and dirty. It’s hard to tell since he’s getting into it with Crosby, who is a scumbag in his own right. As a Hawks fan I noticed Toews almost getting into something (he’s fought like 1-2 times in his life) with Subban during the playoffs. Just curious on your…

It’s hockey. Everyone has it coming.

“Basically turnkey” is the automotive equivalent of “more or less pregnant.”

This is deadspin, man...Sids and Mills are obviously racists…read between the (blue) lines...

Subban punched Crosby in the back of the head repeatedly in game 1, which may have been what he was referring to for why he “had it coming.”

exactly! Being afraid of debt is a *moral* concern, not a financial one.