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Yeah, but most of the cars I like from those eras can be re-bumpered with Euro bumpers and everything looks nice again.

I don’t necessarily disagree that the late 70s were shit, but the 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and early 70s have lots of beautiful cars. I’m also quite partial to the blossoming SUV market of the 80s. 

Now, the extremists among us will argue that to rectify this situation we should simply destroy every car built before 1980. And, honestly? It’s hard to argue with that.”

Elizabeth Warren’s Campaign after her firm endorsement of Khaleesi just a few weeks ago. 

Stop, drop, shut it down. 

Wasn’t she roasting them during the battle? It seemed like her troops were as likely to get blasted. 

I believe the concept of sexual dimorphism is a way humans contextualize and categorize common differences between individuals of the same species, but ultimately that’s still a social construct that we’re applying to nature in an effort to explain what we are seeing rather than something quantifiable”

Elevated Testosterone doesn’t convey advantages? Someone better tell that to steroid users. 

Sexual dimorphism in primates isn’t a social construct. It is constrained by biological realities. Are you confusing gender and sex? Or are you of the school that thinks humans are unique in the primate world and aren’t actually sexually dimorphic?

All the next best women are also black. How specifically is this racist?

It makes sense in places where wildlife on the ground can be sketchy, but makes almost zero sense in the US. 

I believe some people have made the claim they are unconstitutional because you don’t have a right to face your accuser. I don’t know if that argument holds, but I like it. I’ve also seen people argue that if you never respond to camera tickets, you can win in court, but I don’t know if that works either. 

You should really start doing an automotive youtube channel, like a mix between roadkill and hoarders. 

It depends on how exact they plan on being. It will be hard to find European old growth forests (that you can cut) big enough to supply the timbers, but if they are okay with glue-laminated beams, it will be relatively easy to recreate the timbers.

I said famous. It isn’t the 1990s. 

Now I want a famous motorcycle enthusiast race. Just Keanu and Tom Cruise, racing the Isle of Man. 

Plasma and sperm donation in college to save up to buy an old FJ62 in college. So I think randomly fathering someone else’s kid for some money is pretty desperate.

Nah, unfortunately, they usually manage to breed before their timely exits. 

I agree and don’t know the answer, but the research I’ve read doesn’t seem nearly as cut and dried as Lauren presents it (re biological advantages). 

She’s older and she has a whole heaping pile of cultural baggage that’s she’s dragging to the party.”