If a gas station parking lot is full, it is equally okay to park in front of a gas pump, while you go buy something at the gas station. 

If you are stupid enough to try and tow a stranger’s vehicle and they are stupid enough to try and purposely block Tesla chargers for no reason, then violence seems like the obvious result. 

Well, there are three options. She is horrible. He is horrible. They are both horrible. We don’t know which is true, but these are the options. 

It is the opposite. You should never work at a family business, especially if you are in the family. 

I can’t tell if you mean because of the cost or because you are a weird hippy that doesn’t believe in medicine. The former can be real. The latter, not so much because you can’t collect debt on dead people. 

Seems likely.

Not enough rust.

Proof football turned you into a man, kids don’t have aches, pains, and slipped discs from getting out of bed. 

I don’t think that is true, but I don’t know enough about biology to refute you. 

Those shoving matches aren’t usually between people of the opposite sex though. 

That’s Philly.

Reviews Bills Mafia footage...I don’t think you can get pregnant from that hole, but I am not a doctor. 

To be fair, how is he supposed to identify the difference between a pregnant woman and what just regular women in Pittsburgh look like?

I did. Repeated verbal abuse causes substantive harm. Random minor offense does the opposite. So in the same way you slowly introduce people afraid of heights to heights to build resilience, seeing a potentially offensive randomly generated letter sequence would likely to do the same. Most of the relevant studies are…

Is this a nurse’s version of stolen valor?

Toyota is just happy to find a photo op where one of their trucks looks like this, but isn’t being used by the Islamic State as a technical. 

Yusuf Islam doesn’t answer to his non-Islamic name. 

“What I’m about to say is something so racist I never thought my soul could ever feel it. But truly I never wanna spend time with white people again (if that’s what non-muslims are called). Not for one moment, for any reason. They are disgusting.”

Shut up Bird!

In DC, just be homeless and willing to take $5 dollars or a pack of cigarettes to be herded onto a van and told how to vote. At least, that is how the process worked in my ward.