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This is good Kinja!

I simultaneously really want to see a picture of this and don’t want to see a picture of this at all. 

Yeah, this seems confusing. The way the lawyer’s statement came out is that he wasn’t convicted / is no longer under investigation. 

This is the best song about sex with old women. 

He had the equivalent of $7K in today’s dollars. This means he had quite a lot of options for cars he could buy straight cash that don’t suck. 

Paying $2K above MSRP on any used vehicle that isn’t a collector car is living above your means, regardless of your means.

Yeah, but continuing to make bad decisions for the rest of your life (ie not going bankrupt on the loan a decade ago) isn’t you being punished. It is you not doing the bare minimum to fix the problem. 

4K in 91 could have bought you something decent with relatively low miles. 

Reddit is great if you don’t interact beyond upvoting things you like to save them in your profile. R/Justrolledintotheshop makes me laugh a lot. 

That’s why you build company towns with company currency. 

Just claim asylum. Their policy is once you make it there, you are able to stay. 

Yep. A lot of money for an internet personality is basically just a regular living, but with a more fun job, unless you a PewdiePie or something. 

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Then he lost his leg in Dallas he was dancin’ with the train
They were all in love with dying they were drinkin’ from a fountian
That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain.”

And I am telling you again, that isn’t correct.

Agreed. 

She is a democrat like Bernie or Cortez are democrats, which is to say, they aren’t except for the purposes of elections because of the two party system. Also, parties absolutely vet political candidates in primary races. How the fuck do you think they decide who is getting party money to help with the campaign?

Who would be vetting socialist candidates? Do they even have an infrastructure beyond sympathetic media?

I’ve watched the video of her saying “as an immigrant.” Her dad was an airline pilot and she grew up in a Florida McMansion. It is exactly as simple as described. I’ve also read articles where he mother commented about Salazar having to get a job because she thought teens should have a job and that their only mix with

Depends on which Salazar you are talking about. She was also an evangelical friend of Israel for most of her life. 

Yeah, most Pols try and pitch the something out of nothing story that she lied about. Few have the gumption to claim they were born in a different country and present themselves as an immigrant.