Starring Oscar Isaac as Cecil Rhodes, the first mutant.

I know this is going to sound strange, but I kind of hate seeing the First World War used as the backdrop for something as frivolous as a superhero movie. I know it's so far back that it's fair game and all, but the world is still dealing with the monstrous fallout from that war, and it just rubs me the wrong way to…

That animal that killed all the homeless people masturbating at the library. You remember that, don't you? We got Sno Cones that day. Remember? That was a nice day. Tell your dad we had a nice day, OK?

It was right after On the Genealogy of Scrabble and just before Beyond Connect Four and Sorry.

The Jumanji thread turned into a hardcore punching Jared Leto screed so gradually, I didn't even notice.

If it had been a polar bear, you can be god damn sure it would have.

Can I use one of my wishes to make this the topic of Serial's third season?

Bummer.

Fuck this year.

This might be the first time LinkedIn has a use.

Everything about John Stossel demands punching.

Especially then. It's pretty weird, but what are you going to do?

I should buy this for my stride mother so she doesn't have to keep going to the market in her McLaren.

Have you considered bricking him up in a wall? Technically that fulfils the contract.

Try the Gothic Castle. It's where the magic happens.

That's part in parcel of the dumbing down of our culture. They could of done it right if they just paid attention.

You know, if you're going to get rid of Andy Daly, the least you can do is have him jump out a window.

Hear, hear. God has called upon some to lead and some to serve, and you risk upsetting the moral balance of the universe by allowing your retainers to be distracted in such a manner. You may be the single most dangerous man I have ever met.

You must be new money. Everyone who matters knows you should have one of the junior footmen buy it.

That's who Elgort displaced.