Well, Ansel Elgort has leaped to the top of my "slap that smirk right off your face" list. That guy looks like a real douche.

The Countess and I actually registered for Fiestaware, and now have full settings for 14 guests, plus various serving pieces and a vintage tea set. That line is incredibly durable, the colors are wonderfully vibrant, and it works with the mid century modern theme we have going.

Is she wholesomely jail-baity now or something?

Pour Vida sounds like it could be really good. I don't remember any other TV shows that have taken on issues around gentrification and economic diversity, and certainly none set in a place as interesting as Boyle Heights.

I got a container of Jai Courtney when we went with the lowest bidder and they farmed the build out to a fabricator in Vietnam. We had to dump the whole run on Dollar Tree just to cover shipping.

I'm in sales, so it's actually a faint ring of white around one nostril and a leg that won't stay still.

I intend to create a YouTube channel to document the local history and design and architecture focused walks I've started taking around LA and Orange County.

One trick that works to put both me and my theatermates at ease is to take a long lunch and go to a matinee. I usually wear a suit at work, so it's pretty clear that I'm playing hooky, and a lot of people just sort of get that.

I would pay good money to see a fake jukebox musical based on Andy Daly's Hot Dog character.

Is the girl child in the third photo a motion capture character played by Jenny Slate? She looks it.

Don't give up so quickly, champ. Is anyone ever really off meth?

I don't see how that can be so; no one I know has seen it.

This might be the only thing AHS deserves to win for.

Her family is a veritable baby shampoo factory.

It's like hating Dengar. You wonder if you can consider yourself any better for despising someone so obviously in torment.

I guess they're going to have to recast Supreme Leader Snoke, now.

So that's where that came from! You just saved me another trip to my therapist!

I think the first one would just make me feel bad, so ABC it is!

It's an honor just to be nominated!

Save that feeling; you'll need it for when they add a Favorite Vine Star category.